Amazing - witty, dry and cynical. For the grumpy old man inside me. An A-Z of everything you (probably) hate, or at least have a slight gripe with.
A couple of exerts for your pleasure:
"Media Studies
After three years studying 'the media', I must be an expert in 'the media'. Can I have a job in 'the media' now, please? Vacuous tossers."
"Washed and ready-to-eat vegetables
A fantastic way for supermarkets to turn a bag of carrots at 45.3p per kilo into a bag of scrubbed carrot batons at £2.78 per kg.
Batons? Don't make me laugh. You couldn't run a relay race using anything of that size. You'd be almost certain to drop it during the changeover"
There is a Volume 2 also. I need the pair.
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